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Old Sep 07, 2006, 09:09 AM // 09:09   #3881
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Because, like me, they like to lurk

If two wammos are heading towards each other, one leaving London Euston at 6:00 and travelling at 80 mph, the other leaving manchester picadilly at 8:00 and travelling at 50 mph will they crash?
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Old Sep 07, 2006, 09:10 AM // 09:10   #3882
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Hull, because they get lost (never seen a wammo with a sense of direction before!)

Why is Hull so scummy?
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Old Sep 07, 2006, 09:11 AM // 09:11   #3883
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because it's british.

what's Hull?
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Old Sep 07, 2006, 09:12 AM // 09:12   #3884
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a place in Scotland... what a scummy place.. it smells of fish, anyways. (place in England also)

Why is the ocean green?
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Old Sep 07, 2006, 09:14 AM // 09:14   #3885
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because you urinated in it

Why are doughnuts called doughnuts when they have had nothing to do with nuts?
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Old Sep 07, 2006, 09:15 AM // 09:15   #3886
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because they get their shape from being rubbed against the baker's nuts.

when will we learn that we are not designed to be in the water?(!)
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Old Sep 07, 2006, 09:15 AM // 09:15   #3887
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next week, maybe....

why's the OT section being invaded by scots?
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Old Sep 07, 2006, 09:17 AM // 09:17   #3888
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because the wammos have invaded scotland again.

why have the wammos invaded scotland again?
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Old Sep 07, 2006, 09:17 AM // 09:17   #3889
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I'm not a scot :P

Goddamn bacon!

the wammos got lost when they were looking to invade australia!

why is Scotland infinitely better than england?
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Old Sep 07, 2006, 09:18 AM // 09:18   #3890
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because... just because..

do people outside of scotland know what Irn bru is?
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Old Sep 07, 2006, 09:19 AM // 09:19   #3891
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Yes. I do (although I live near the border)

Why did the wammos get lost?
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Old Sep 07, 2006, 09:19 AM // 09:19   #3892
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because they always have their map upside down!

What do you say to a nice cold bottle of Irn Bru?
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Old Sep 07, 2006, 09:20 AM // 09:20   #3893
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"is this alcoholic?"


how can you not drink alcohol??
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Old Sep 07, 2006, 09:21 AM // 09:21   #3894
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Bye Bye.... mmmmmmmm.... i love you!

why do you always have to drink more and more of it?

who needs alcohol when you got Irn Bru?
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Old Sep 07, 2006, 09:22 AM // 09:22   #3895
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Me.

Why cant I get the formula right for an alcohol forcefield?
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cause you're a wammo.

when am i receiving my sample of irn bru?
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Old Sep 07, 2006, 09:28 AM // 09:28   #3897
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when you order some!

If Aquila is our new wammo does that mean he has lost all sense of direction?
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Old Sep 07, 2006, 09:30 AM // 09:30   #3898
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I didnt have a sense of direction to start with.

Why did you all make me crave Irn bru?
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Old Sep 07, 2006, 09:34 AM // 09:34   #3899
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Ah, the power of the Bru is a force NOONE can resist!

Why is Irn Bru so damn nice?
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i wonder why.

what does irnbru taste like?
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